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Could Trump be satisfied as the god of golf? By Hal M. Brown
Trump is addicted to power.
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Bondi's firing of top DOJ ethics official led me to decide it was time to turn my protest flag upside down, by Hal M. Brown
I was going back and forth about how to display my American flag at protests as I saw more people with their flags upside down signalling that the…
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Trump's message: Don't call me a ruthless dictator, I'm a shoo-in for the Nobel Peace Prize. By Hal M. Brown
Trump would never dare to don royal robes or dress like Vegas Elvis, but we do know how he loves his gold.
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I'll be at the ocean for the next week. For my mental health I'm taking a vacation from Trump and from my Substack. By Hal M. Brown
Plus: How I might have become a Hawaii surfer dude had I taken another path in my life.
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How about a big inflatable alligator eating Trump for the next protest? By Hal M. Brown
Trump, among his many weird obsessions, Hannibal Lector for example, has one with alligators. Let's turn this against him.
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Biden had Elton John entertain on the White House lawn. Trump wants to have a UFC fight. What's next, gladiators fighting to the death? By…
While this may seem just snarky, I am deadly serious when I write Substacks like this.
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They are here legally, White, armed to the teeth, and itching to shoot people. What is Trump going to do about it? By Hal M. Brown
Trump's ICE thugs are too busy to protect us from them.
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The Trump MAGA hat, the greatest fetish for the greatest president, By Hal M. Brown
His hat has magical mystical power.
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What's not being asked about why Trump really wanted a brain scan. By Hal M. Brown
RawStory (click images above for links) summarizes the portion of the Washingon Post article (subscription, about what happened after Trump was shot.
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June 2025

Trump is a Two Hit Wonder: MAGA and America First. By Hal M. Brown
Trump has written two songs.
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For those not well off, Trump's Big Beautiful Bill's message is "let them eat cake." By Hal M. Brown
While there’s no evidence Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake" (the traditional translation of the French phrase "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche…
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What will the country look like in a year? Here's the best case. By Hal M. Brown
I see the chance that Trump will have mellowed to some degree if, as I hope happens, he’s had his sadistic streak somewhat sated.
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